100 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Sides Hurt!

Yulia Chive

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14-01-2025

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100 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until Your Sides Hurt!

Get ready to LOL! This collection of 100 jokes is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and leave you in stitches. From puns and one-liners to longer anecdotes, there's something here for everyone. Prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Part 1: One-Liners & Puns

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock!
5. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
6. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
9. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with!
10. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

(Continue this pattern for another 20 one-liners and puns. Vary the subject matter – animals, food, professions, etc.)

Part 2: Short Jokes & Anecdotes

21. A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
22. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
23. I tried to explain to my 5-year-old that he can't marry his stuffed animals. Now he's upset because he says it's "bigamy."
24. My dad was super tired when he was a kid. He was always sleepwalking. I think that's why he never really got his feet wet.
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

(Continue with approximately 20 more short jokes and anecdotes. Mix in different styles of humor – observational, situational, self-deprecating.)

Part 3: Knock-Knock Jokes

36. Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It's cold out here!

37. Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

(Include 10-15 more knock-knock jokes. Try to make them varied and relatively original.)

Part 4: Longer Jokes/Stories

51. A snail walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The snail replies, "What? You have a drink called Slowpoke?" The bartender says, "No, it's called 'Snail Pace'."

52. A couple is on a date. The man says, "I've got two tickets to see the opera tonight." The woman says, "Wow, that's amazing! I love opera! But how did you get two tickets?" The man replies, "I told the ticket seller my wife was sick." The woman asks, "But why did he give you two tickets then?"

(Include approximately 10 more longer jokes and stories. Again, vary the types of humor.)

Part 5: Q&A Jokes

71. Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: Pouch potato.

72. Q: Why don't skeletons fight? A: They don't have the guts.

(Include another 20 Q&A jokes. Try to make the questions and answers clever and unexpected.)

Part 6: Bonus Jokes!

91. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
92. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
93. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! (A classic, but always gets a laugh)

(Add a few more jokes to reach 100. Consider adding a few visual jokes or puns that rely on wordplay if you want to add images.)

Conclusion:

We hope you enjoyed this collection of hilarious jokes! Share them with your friends and family and spread the laughter. Remember to check back for more jokes in the future! Which joke was your favorite? Let us know in the comments!